In true ripping off Jazz fashion, I am ripping off Jazz.

TEN Random Things about me
1. I rock more than Jazz.

2. I can whistle with my mouth open, it annoys the shit out of everyone. Everyone.

3. Both me and my brother were named to be leaders of men. Richard is teutonic for 'great leader' and my brothers middle name is Caesar.

4. I'm anti-drugs, but do them anyway.

5. I'm an hxk non-conformist... heh

6. I hate feminists/political correct people

7. My mum sentenced my dogs to death because she's a lazy bitch

8. I hate my mum.

9. I'm a fast runner

10. I'm really bored, but its this or maths. I choose this.

NINE Ways To Win My Heart:

1. Think for yourself

2. Don't buy something just because its a trendy brand.
3. Don't criticise music I like unless you're willing to take criticism about what music you like.
4. That goes for everything actually.
5. Don't be scared to try new things

6. Don't be judgemental unless you have a good reason to be (i.e. if the person has done something bad to you).
7. Have a sense of humour. This is paramount. If you can't make me laugh, just kill yourself, you're not worth my time.

8. Don't be stupid. Intellectually stupid that is, if you wanna do stupid stuff, whatever, it'll probably make me laugh, but I hate stupid people.
9. Be able to put up with me for more than 5 minutes at a time.

EIGHT things I want to do before I die:

1. Visit each continent 
2. Become a kickass neuro/eye/plastic surgeon
3. Buy a Lamborghini Murcelago
4. Work out how to not die 
5. Raise some kids... FROM THE DEAD 
6. Leave my mark on the world somehow 
7.  Build a time machine and go back to the early 90s and see Nirvana play
8. Then maybe go visit Jesus, if I could be bothered.

SEVEN ways to annoy me:

1. Listen to shitty music and have no appreciation for other music.

2. Be a giant pulsating hypocrite 
3. Insult my friends
4. Think you know things you can't possibly know, such as the nature of existance, what God wants, etc.
5. Be a fundamentalist.
6. Be Christian, and then criticise muslims for being a war-like religion.

7. Be less awesome than me. This is why just about everyone annoys me.

SIX things I really need to get:
1. Video Ipod
2. A reliable source
3.All the CDs i used to just stinge off my sister, but now shes gone so I need my own...
4. Some inspiration for my comic strip
5. Inspiration to learn how to play guitar
6. A nail in my wall so i can hang my Kurt Cobain poster thingy up.

FOUR favorite items in my room:
1. Kurt Cobain poster
2. computer
3. Phone
4.My room sucks.

THREE things I do everyday:
1. Procrastinate
2. See Alicia
3. Breathe Air

TWO things I want to do right now:
1. See Alicia
2. Listen to The Dandy Warhols

ONE confession you must make:
1. I was the fucker on the grassy knoll.