Feminists need to get the fuck over themselves and realise that men and women are different. You can ask to be treated equally all you like, but sometimes it just doesn't work. Whether you like it or not, on average, men are stronger than women. Its in their physiology. Men have naturally more developed upper body muscles, women have naturally more developed leg muscles. I'm not entirely sure, but this is probably due to the roles that nature gave them - men hunt/fight, women give birth and run away from danger with the kids. Now most people would say "yeah, so what? What does that have to do with feminism?" To which I would reply, feminists all preach equality, yet how many women do you see begging to be labourers?

Not many. Why? Because its hard. Let the men do it.

Yet women will work their asses off to climb through the ranks in the business world and put in heaps of effort to do it. How come no one wants to put in the same effort to be a good labourer?

This regards the more radical feminists, but what the fuck is with the women who burn their bras and see the bra as a symbol of the domination of men? Any girl that reads this will know, as I have been told by many girls on numerous different occasions, that not wearing a bra is painful. Please tell me why you would want to put yourself through pain? If you don't wear a bra men aren't that likely to care. If anything it will save them time when they rape you, as "all men are rapists, and that is all they are" according to Marilyn French, who is a famous radical feminist, aka moron. Despite this, 30% of reported domestic violence cases in the US (I couldn't be bothered finding it for Australia, US is more readily available) are reported where the MALE is the victim. "So what?" You say. This wouldn't really matter in an argument against feminism, as it means that 70% of cases feature men as the agressors, however in those 70% of cases women can find help at the drop of a hat through one of the many thousands of  government funded institutions. When investigated however, only a handful of the thousands admitted men, who had been abused just the same as the women. I wish some feminists were around that could fix this up, make it more EQUAL.

Back to the work thing. Women want equality in the work place, which is all well and good, I totally support this, but be realistic. If you don't have our babies who the fuck will? I'm sure there are some men out there who would take the pregnancy burden in place of women if they could, if not for views of equality, for the maternity leave they would get. Hell, its not like giving birth even has to be painful nowadays, you can just get a C section. Which is another thing that annoys me. Girls that bitch about pain and use the old childbirth excuse. So many times I've been in pain only to have some pissant bitch say "get over it, its nowhere near as bad as childbirth" or something to that effect. When you have given birth, then, please, by all means belittle me when I'm in pain. I know that childbirth is the most painful thing you can experience, short of pancreatic cancer, but until you spit out a baby (or 5 in the case of my mum, whos never bitched about it by the way...) shut the fuck up. You'll probably get a C section anyway, should you choose to have a baby with your partner. More on this below...

Even more stupid than the radical feminists are the dumb asses that had their hearts broken by men or were abused as kids, (whatever, I don't care what made them this way), the ones who genuinely believe they don't need men. Seriously, if you have this belief, you are a fucking moron. Get the hell away from my space. Lets take a look at simple homo sapien reproductive biology. To form a zygote (i.e the first cells of a baby) you need both a sperm and an egg. There is no way around this (except that funky new way of turning a normal body cell into a reproductive cell (egg/sperm) but that method hasn't been perfect or tested on humans yet, so fuck you, theres still no way around it). Unfortunately for the retarded feminists who don't need us men, we're the only ones that can produce sperm. So carry on not needing us, watch humanity die out.

In conclusion, feminists are idiots. If you are a feminist, chances are I will not like you, and further more, you are likely to die alone, except for your 37 cats. If you are feminist, or hold any feminist beliefs, rethink them. If they ACTUALLY involve equality, then good, I support you whole heartedly, but if they don't, just remember that somwhere out there is a jar of pickles that you will never be able to open, and as such, we will laugh at you.